"Never attribute malice to what can be adequately explained as pure-unfiltered-idiocy." --Joseph E. Arruda
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." -- Anonymous Psychopath on Slashdot
"Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced." - Don Marti
"Every revolution has been preceded by hard critical thinking, the diffusion of culture, and the spread of ideas among men who are at first unwilling to listen, men concerned with solving their private economic and political problems." ~ Antonio Gramsci.
"What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite." -- Bertrand Russell
"It is a myth that people resist change. People resist what other people make them do, not what they themselves choose to do. . . . That's why companies that innovate successfully year after year seek their people's ideas, let them initiate new projects and encourage more experiments." -- Rosabeth Moss Kanter
"Long range planning does not deal with future decisions, but with the future of present decisions." -- Peter F. Drucker.
"You can't depend on your judgement when your imagination is out of focus." Mark Twain.
"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought." Albert Szent-Gyorgyi.
"The Internet never retreats." -- Vint Cerf
"Linux (le-nuks, lin-uks) noun. A version of the UNIX System V Release 3.0 kernel developed for PCs with 80386 and higher microprocessors. Developed by Linus Torvalds of Sweden (for whom it is named)" -- from Microsoft Bookshelf (spotted by Wojciech Tatina)*
The only piece of software I've never cursed is emacs. It changes modes effortlessly. When I'm editing a PERL script it adds the tags and checks the parens. When I edit a letter it gives me all the carriage returns in the right place. It's one piece of software, but it understands file extensions. emacs knows what I'm up to. It's okay with what I do and it tries to help. I often find Word trying to add bullet points or numbers where I don't want them. Emacs never does that to me. Of course emacs and I grew up in the same environment, so maybe that makes sense. -- Clay Shirky
"... being a Linux user is sort of like living in a house inhabited by a large family of carpenters and architects. Every morning when you wake up, the house is a little different. Maybe there is a new turret, or some walls have moved. Or perhaps someone has temporarily removed the floor under your bed." -- John R. Levine and Margaret Levine Young
"To try to do something that is inherently impossible is always a corrupting enterprise." -- Michael Oakshott
"Bored people are the best consumers." -- John Taylor Gatto
"You people just don't get it, do you? All Linux applications run on Solaris, which is our implementation of Linux" -- Scott McNealy